Friday, February 27, 2009

changes

I, like many Americans, practice my right to keep and bear arms by frequently carrying a concealed handgun. Legally. I paid the fee to take the course that would allow me my states "approval" to practice the aforementioned "right". Little does the state know that I frequently carried a concealed handgun prior to the concealed carry law. The weapon I have carried for years is a Sig Sauer Mosquito. Yes, it does sound silly. It is a .22 caliber semi automatic hand gun. Yes, .22 caliber is very close to shooting a bb gun. Unless, of course, 1 bullet is all you need. Then a .22 caliber handgun is just as deadly as any other. My Sig Sauer Mosquito is a very accurate handgun. I carry it in a Fobus paddle holster that holds it snug and at just the right angle.

I bought a belt this evening. I have not worn a belt since I got out of the army another lifetime ago. The reason I bought the belt is because I am wearing a different holster to accomodate a very different handgun. I am now carrying my Taurus .357 Magnum pistol. An entirely different weapon indeed. Compared to the Mosquito this is pretty much a hand cannon. It also only requires one good shot. The difference is the size of the hole it makes going in and coming out. Unlike the Mosquito which holds 11 rounds my Taurus only holds 7. 7 very large mess making bullets. At this point I should mention that a few months ago I "rearranged" a man's face and thoroughly enjoyed it. I should also mention, for the record, that these past few months I really have tried hard to be a good man.

And right now I am in a very good mood.

I think I will see if I can pick up some Black Talon ammunition.

I just thought you should know.

2 comments:

Arthur Willoughby said...

I thought Black Talon was illegal.

You should clarify...you rearranged a man's face with your fist, not a gun.

bubba bark said...

the day a good man died


after taking decades
to become a good man

i grow weary of it
in just a few short months

it's not as good for the soul
as i'd heard

more physical lonliness
and twisting emotions

than when
i was not so good

finding the price
may be more than i can afford

and then
as if by a miracle

a couple of weeks ago
i got to hit someone

in the face
reapeatedly

i got to feel the way i used to
a long and not so long ago

it was nice
hitting this man in the face

and his fear tasted good
as he tried to get away

thinking a car window
was going to stop me

it felt good
being not so good

as the blood ran down his face
my target


so i figure
what the hell

i like being
not so good

it's something i can do
very well

and since i got
all the friends i need

fuck everyone else
***************************
clarify that, biotch

black talons are illegal to manufacture, not illegal to own, there are 'better' bullets out there, but talons are nasty, i like nasty

piss off