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greetings and salutations

i hearby declare this day, 12 april, 2008 as 'cursing reality' day
i will, from time to time, claw my way out of solitary confinement to shed light on the ways of the world, i will espouse knowledge that lower beings can not live without, i will guide those lost souls to paths of righteousness, i will cure cancer, end wars and maybe get laid in the process, i will build a time machine, i will have gas, i will someday drink a cup of starbucks coffee, i will rarely capitalize ANYTHING, i will go to work, pay taxes, die and be less pleased with the latter but i will go down swinging, i will deny my involvement in the mexican midget/farm animal scandal (those pics were photoshopped (c)) i will annoy you, i will make you laugh, cry and, hopefully, curse reality, then and only then will i sink back down into my murky abyss and lie waiting for my next victim, ax sharpened, george foreman grill preheated, what wine goes with entrails, red or white?

seriously though, i have no clue if i will do anything with this or not, hey, i'm a busy guy, i am a service manager for an hvac/refrigeration company, what that really means is that i am a babysitter for a bunch of grown men who whine and bitch about their job and a coddler of customers who whine and bitch because they have to pay someone to fix their equipment, i have 2 dogs, a shitty house, a shitty 96 chevy van with no ac, a shitty ex-wife who is currently an internet escort, and an even shittier attitude, other than that i am having a great day, how about you

my point is, don't expect much that way you won't be disappointed